Wednesday 4 June 2014

TERESA MAY OWNS MICHAEL GOVE… AND SHE KNOWS IT

Whitehall has been alive with the sound of inter-departmental bickering as Teresa May and Michael Gove exchanged angry letters debating who should be responsible for the failure to deal with a suspected Islamist plot in Birmingham’s schools. As the dust settled on another round of Westminster cat-fighting, the prevailing opinion was that the Home Secretary comprehensively owned the Education Minister… and she knew it.

“She’s swanning about the place like she’s the hot shit,” said an unnamed Tory insider, “She keeps picking on Gove too, trying to trip him up, smirking whenever he talks and stealing Kit-Kats from his locker. It’s basically bullying now.”


The Education Minister is said to have spent more and more time locked away in a darkened room, laughing maniacally into the black. The Prime Minister has refused to comment on the situation, though a Downing Street spokesman said “he just wanted to give Michael a bit of time.”

Owns him... and she knows it.